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First, there was BIZARRO HEFFIE ("Goodbye! Me no am Bizarro Heffie! Me am soft-spoken jock who likes dogs and laughing! Hello!")... then came CAPTAIN BUZZKILL ("I would have expected better of you, I really would. I can't even talk to you anymore. (pause)Yoink! My nachos now.")... and now, a new alternate universe variant of John Hefner, as proposed by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
777666. Born out of the troubled psyche of a mentally and emotionally unstable college actor, comes... NAZI HEFFIE!!!
Nazi Heffie: "You vill lizen to me talk about my feelinks, und you vill LIKE it!!!" *invades Games Workshop* "Ach! Now I vill turn this into ein comicbookenschapp!!! Heil Heffie!"
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Forgive me, I am very tired and insanely considering going to NYC and spending even more of my money. Today's been a remarkable day. Two women in my life... it's been a hell of a day for myself and these two women. More on that later. Or not. Maybe time's come to shut up and take care of things. Stop being the frickin' Hanged Man. It's gettin' time to suck it up and move onto the Death card already.
NYC. Man, I must be insane. Here I come!
Heil Heffie!
777666. Born out of the troubled psyche of a mentally and emotionally unstable college actor, comes... NAZI HEFFIE!!!Nazi Heffie: "You vill lizen to me talk about my feelinks, und you vill LIKE it!!!" *invades Games Workshop* "Ach! Now I vill turn this into ein comicbookenschapp!!! Heil Heffie!"
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Forgive me, I am very tired and insanely considering going to NYC and spending even more of my money. Today's been a remarkable day. Two women in my life... it's been a hell of a day for myself and these two women. More on that later. Or not. Maybe time's come to shut up and take care of things. Stop being the frickin' Hanged Man. It's gettin' time to suck it up and move onto the Death card already.
NYC. Man, I must be insane. Here I come!
Heil Heffie!
