The Worst Item for a Gotham City Museum to Carry

[thehefner]

With the Henchgirls' help, I've come up with the single worst item for a Gotham City museum to carry: a diamond-encrusted umbrella whose wooden handle (carved from a rare tree cut to extinction) is a two-headed cheshire cat. The origins of the umbrella are mysterious, and it has been reputed to cause mass panic.

Really, any Gotham museums or galleries that house cat-themed jewelry, bird-shaped idols, or anything related to the number two are just asking for it. At least this way, it'll be a glorious clusterfuck to see what happens next.