STOP DANCING, YOU BIG BALLERINA.

I need to get a choreographer to help me develop a five-minute bit wherein I pull a John Hefner version of this scene...

... but set to this song:

If I have to develop an entire near-mute silent clown solo show, by fuck then that's what I'll do. It'll follow right after my sure-to-be-classic bit: BUB THE ZOMBIE DOES STAND-UP COMEDY. Yes, I'm serious.