STOP DANCING, YOU BIG BALLERINA.

[thehefner]

I need to get a choreographer to help me develop a five-minute bit wherein I pull a John Hefner version of this scene...

... but set to this song:

If I have to develop an entire near-mute silent clown solo show, by fuck then that's what I'll do. It'll follow right after my sure-to-be-classic bit: BUB THE ZOMBIE DOES STAND-UP COMEDY. Yes, I'm serious.

Comments

[jcsbimp.livejournal.com]

I must now find "In and Out" and watch it.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

If you haven't yet, also rent WHAT ABOUT BOB? and have a Frank Oz double-feature! Yes, it's Frank Oz!

[gravityslave.livejournal.com]

My sides!
"They work. They drink. They have bad backs."
LMFAO this is exactly what my ex-boyfriend's dad believed men to be. Sad, innit?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

After my accident recently, I fear the last part may be true. Oh crap, I'm two out of three!!! Thank god I'm an artist, so the first one will never apply!

[bimmin.livejournal.com]

God I love the Scissor Sisters!!! <3<3<3 These two clips really helped cheer up an otherwise unpleasant day. Thank you!

[swimpenguin.livejournal.com]

This really doesn't help your dilema, but it did remind me of the most adorable thing on youtube ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBnlncbcuh0

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was frickin' adorable, that was.