Yeah, bits and pieces, sure. But as a film? A film based on an Alan bloody Moore book, too?

Uhh... there's no JAWS remake. I've heard nothing about it on aintitcool nor CHUD, and I would have by now, because everyone would be fucking furious. Because JAWS is a near-perfect movie, even with the fake-shark shots. I see nothing about a remake on the wikipedia page either.

Don't scare me like that, man.