I made a Caramel Apple shot. It's equal parts butterscotch schnapps and Pucker Sour Apple schnapps. I think my teeth are still melting.

God, that sounds delicious. *makes note*

As for your noisy tenant, you ever think maybe she's into the idea that she can be heard? I mean, seriously, who shouts "Oh my God!" during sex? If it's that killer that you just have to scream, you'd think making intelligible sounds would be difficult. In any case, I suggest that if you can't find an available lady with which to "get even", you should totally get some hardcore threesome porn and turn it up as loud as possible when your tenant's in.