It's candy. Super-sweet pure syrup. Like a liquified Jolly Rancher. If that's your thing, go for it. I'd never call it classy. Really, I think the Pucker schnapps is the very epitome of tacky liqueurs. There's got to be a classier way to have an appletini.

Well, in fairness, I think he only said "Oh God" twice. I just didn't quite know how to write out all those sounds in LJ form. Maybe I should have tried, as that could well have been more entertaining.

But come now, porn? You're not the first person to suggest that, but if I can't have actual sex of my OWN, what's the point?