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thehefner ([personal profile] thehefner) wrote2008-03-02 04:38 pm

DC Fringe 3 is on! Which means, a brand-new show!

Back from the wedding. [livejournal.com profile] chickenhat was right: you can't plan a Hefner Monologue.

But I can write a new show, which I'll have to be doing as I have definitely made it into the 3rd Annual DC Capital Fringe Festival! Whee!

So the question is, what new show to write? I was considering HOW HEFNERIAN, which would be mainly a whole show about dating woes and hi-larity, including the "I like your butthole" girl, my adventure meeting Emm Gryner, and my running theme of lesbians. But unless I come up with a bigger idea, just doing this as a one-man show would be... well, it'd just read as "more of the same." I have an idea of how this could work with an on-stage pianist singer to sort of be my chorus/Vonda Shepherd... but unless I can get that person, I'm not sure if this will work.

I'm closer leaning towards SON OF THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES, which would be the show about my family: my alcoholic father's life and death, my mother trying to turn me gay, my baseball legend grandfather, my obese grandmother, my feces-obsessed brother, his farting wife, and Gordon. It would be a rather different show in tone and style, letting me relax and just be a storyteller with humor rather than a showman.

Furthermore, it would allow me to open with something like, "Exactly one year ago, I premiered THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES right here at the DC Fringe Festival. Three weeks before that, my father died." I hesitated to write this show until enough time had passed from Dad's death, but they say it takes a full year to grieve, and that could be my way to achieve full circle in a meaningful way.

So I have two possible shows. But either way, I'd better get an idea settled up, so I can get some brand-new glamor shots from Roy Cox.

As for the original show, no way in hell am I going to slow down on that one. [livejournal.com profile] charisma18 told me the best thing I've heard all week, informing me that the long-running Renaissance Faire acts (Hack & Slash, etc) generally agree it takes about five years to perfect a show. That is exactly what I needed to hear at this point, when the show keeps getting better but not as good as it should be (in my perfectionist perspective).

[identity profile] gore-whore-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I vote going for the SON OF THE HEFNER MONOLOUES route, but I'm not entirely sold on that title. Even though the content of the other idea is more of the same, the title of this one sounds like even more of the same.

I'm so glad you're doing this. It's so damn exciting. Also, happy birthday!

[identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, I'm not entirely sold on it either, but it's the best I've got at present. Also, it occurs to me, maybe it'll sound too much like a sequel, like people had to see the first one to get this one, I dunno.

One way or another, I do want to continue the HEFNER MONOLOGUES brand name association. Maybe give it another title, ___________, and subtitle it, "A Hefner Monologue."

Thankya!