Of course, I knew you'd feel that way, and so you are forgiven. Absolved, even! For I have that power. Go with God, my child; may the Schwartz be with you.

My god, a girl who doesn't like SEX AND THE CITY?! Have they cast you out for being an unclean heathen unworthy of their cosmos?

One of the things that baffles me: I understand the film has enough crude humor to feel pretty much like a Farrelly brothers comedy (including someone shitting their pants?), but this point--if true--will likely be lost on the target audience.