... it doesn't help that it's said with pitiful conviction by a neurotic hench-character on par with Dr. Horrible and a Ray Romano style voice, does it?

How about a gay Sean Connery adventurer who goes into a diabetic coma after drowning his sorrows in (and it's really best to say it in Connery voice), "A whole box a Mallowmars and a YOO-HOO CHASER!"

... no? Curses, ah well.