You're right, it can't. :( Wait... you've tried? How?

In keeping with the Daniel Day-Lewis theme of your music and icon, I finally saw There Will Be Blood last week. I really liked it up until the milkshake part. What the fuck was up with that? He instantly turned into you, making some random comparison that nobody in their right mind would have come to on their own- complete with flailing! But yeah, other than that part, I'd love to watch it again. I do loves me some Daniel Day-Lewis.