You do paint a compelling picture of it, that's for sure. I'm kind of dying from bits like "SO SADLY Jack has become infected with the bioweapon, which is a form of mad-cow so severe it may well nuke everyone in the brain, forever. THIS IS SAD AND NOT AT ALL RIDICULOUS, AND PRIONS CERTAINLY DO NOT TAKE DECADES TO KILL YOU. THAT IS A LIE TOLD TO YOU BY LIBERALS."

Sadly, even if I had the time (I still haven't finished watching season 1 of BREAKING BAD!), I worry that I'd be missing out by not watching it with you.