Hint: the answer was originally "a variation of the oatmeal raisin cookie cocktail"

Question: what do you get when you start with a glass half filled with Jameson on the rocks and add equal splashes of Bailey's, Kahlua, vanilla vodka, Goldschlager, Jagermeister, and butterscotch schnapps?

Answer: a regretful Heffie.

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