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[thehefner]

Thanks to karmaflouge's tireless work, THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES' CafePress Store is open!

Because you know you need a Hefner Monologues thong.

Comments

[muzikmaker21.livejournal.com]

Maybe not a thong, but I am *so* going to rock a Hefner Monologues hat!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah! *thumbs up for justice!*

[little-dinosaur.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod there really is a thong. Genius.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

You doubted me?

[justhappynstuff.livejournal.com]

Hey! This is an odd question - but would you be willing to go on a blind date with one of my coworkers? I really think you two would get along - she's comic book dorky too. If you're interested I'll see if I can get her email/phone #. Hope all is well!!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I dunno, it's kind of tricky. My life is so crazy-busy right now, I barely have time for my friends. Also, I hate blind dates. The awkwardness is... let's go with "horrid," for lack of a better term.

Tell you what: I need to get a test audience together in the next couple weeks to try out my new cut of the Monologues before I go off to Orlando Fringe. Not this Saturday, but next Saturday, I think. Maybe y'all could come and bring her with you, if y'all can make it yourselves?

[justhappynstuff.livejournal.com]

Well, that saturday is a pretty big event at the museum - our version of Earth Day - so its kind of all hands on deck for that. I know how it goes with crazy schedules though. Well, maybe one of these days we can set up a double date. Would that be better than a blind date?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Rock! Spread the love! :)

One of these days, we'll actually try to cultivate Awkward Chic, assuming we can do it in a cool, snazzy way that doesn't totally defeat the point of the whole thing...