thehefner: (Titus: Goths Got Your Tongue?)
thehefner ([personal profile] thehefner) wrote2007-06-05 01:37 pm

What have you done, Derek? *No*thing! You've done NOTHIIIING!!

I saw the poster for Paul McCartney's new album in a Starbucks, and, well... I just had to.

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[identity profile] entropicalia.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahkdsfh, beautiful!

I saw that this morning too, and I was like 'oh noes, Paul McCartney has finally sold out! Oh...wait...'

[identity profile] fishymcb.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I still wouldn't kick him out of bed. Rowr.

[identity profile] fishymcb.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Rite"...I went on a Beatles walking tour of London, and one of the sites was outside Paul's London offices, MPL. The crackpot tour guide showed us all pictures. Apparently Paul happened by once or twice during the tour over the years, and posed for photos. I would give my left leg to meet that guy, cheeseball or no.

[identity profile] entropicalia.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah, me too! Except I'd be all 'omg, so, can I lick whatever remains of John Lennon's presence off of you plz?'

Which is why I was THISCLOSE to responding to Sean Lennon's personal ad on page 5 of The Times. And also why, in the end, I did not.

[identity profile] fishymcb.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, plus, um, Sean Lennon is chock full of Yoko-DNA. That's a turnoff for me.

[identity profile] entropicalia.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT IF YOU SQUINT HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY I SWEAH!

[identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, I thought you hadn't seen ZOOLANDER.

[identity profile] fishymcb.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I still haven't, even if I just inadvertently referenced it. Did I?

[identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but that's what this post is a joke to!

[identity profile] fishymcb.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, in rereading my above comment, how ironic that I said that I would sacrifice a limb to meet Paul, who was so recently married to an amputee. OMFGWTFBBQ1!

[identity profile] little-dinosaur.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Snrk.
He looks like my grandmaman. But more cheesy. Like a cross between Tom Jones and my grandmaman.

[identity profile] jcsbimp.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay,but.I.claim.FIRSTIES.on.actually.hearing.a.song
from.the.new.album...my.fave.radio.station.has.been
playing.My.EverPresent.Past...Not.a.bad.song...
definitely.a.Macca.song.

[identity profile] interdisciple.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This is fecking hilarious!

[identity profile] kwsapphire.livejournal.com 2007-06-06 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
One of my coworkers (whom I adore) came in this morning excited as HELL to have the new album. She showed me the album and then said "I want to have his babies." :D