When there if no more room in Hell, the deade shall walk the Earth

[thehefner]

So I have just been informed that there was a shopping mall in the Elizabethan period. At first, I thought it still existed, or that it was a new, Renaissance Faire type dealie, and I got all excited.

Just think about it: take your typical all-out garb, then mix in Richmond's annual Zombie Lurch... you already see where I'm going with this, right?

DAWNE O' THE DEADE

All we'd need are zombie minstrels playing mall muzak, especially the legendary "Gonk,", and we'd be the stuff of legend.

But alas, I skimmed too quickly. The mall is long gone. Where are nerds with disposable income when you need them? But a man can dream, can't he? A man can dream.

Zombie Renaissance Faire costumes. Aaaaaaaaaaand GO!

Comments

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

I did not. :{ Re-send it to rmartinezjax [at] msn [dot] com, plz.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Okay, check now.