thehefner | You put de lime in de coconut an' you drink 'em bot' up...

So I looked out the window of my room... I have the coveted turret room of our Victorian home... and I noticed that my next door neighbor, a lovely girl of 15, had shut off her curtains. And I thought, that's odd, she didn't used to have them closed, did she? And slowly, much more slowly than it should have, the pieces began to fall into place. I could see directly into her room... and that meant that she could see everything in mine.

Now, it should be said in my defense that there is no air conditioning in my room yet, so it often becomes near intolerable to even wear underwear. So I was just trying to be comfortable back in my own home, you understand. For the whole two weeks now I've been back.

So, yeah, I'm pretty em-bare-assed right now. And I really like this girl, underage though she is. Ah well. If I'm responsible for her sexual awakening, I suppose I could live with that.

You put de lime in de coconut an' you drink 'em bot' up...

the id speaketh.