the greatest movie poster of all time

Things are a bit rough for me right now, to put it diplomatically. Thankfully, the good Lord must have seen my predicament and decided to grace me with discovering one of the greatest (and 100% real) movie posters of all time:



Thanks, God. You're a champ.

PROP 8: THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! (not affiliated with HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, thankfully)

I can honestly say that I think there's a little something for every single one of you on my f-list in this video:

Y'know, this reminds me, I wish I had John C. Reilly's career. Besides the monologues, I would love to be the guy whose career has him doing films with Scorsese, arthouse dramas, broad comedies*, musicals, Stanley Kowalski on Broadway, a TV show on Adult Swim, and even a couple tracks for an album of pirate songs.

I want his agent now, damn it. John C. Reilly has my dream career.



*Too many to count specifically, but I will say that WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY is a hilarious film that dearly needs to be discovered and embraced years later, like ZOOLANDER was.

Photos: US West Coast, Day 1 (Santa Barbara)

One of the ways this trip is a learning experience is how it wasn't until the second day that I really thought about pulling over to the side of the road for the sake of photographing some of the dumbfoundingly awesome (in the truest sense of the word) stuff I'd see along the way.

As such, I have little evidence of my first day going North along Routes 1 and 101 from L.A., but I certainly made up for it the next day.

( For now, though, here's what I do have of Day One on my route North... )