untitled.

[thehefner]

Scene: on the bed at 3am, as Henchgirl--dressed in sexy lingerie--attempts to wrest her boyfriend's attention from the Nicktoons channel

HENCHGIRL: A-hem.

ME: Mm?

HENCHGIRL: A-hemmmmm.

ME: Y'know... there's something I've been wondering for years now.

HENCHGIRL: Mmmmyyesss?

ME: How the hell does Catdog poo?

HENCHGIRL: (pause, violent lurch)

ME: Does poo? Do poo? Is it singular poo or plural poo?

HENCHGIRL: Not... not the sort of question you should be asking your nauseous girlfriend. I literally almost threw up in your lap right now.

ME: I think it's "do."

HENCHGIRL: ... How you managed to get me pregnant, I'll never know.

Fin.

Comments

[whimmydiddle.livejournal.com]

It's doesn't.

[harper-knight.livejournal.com]

IF Catdog poos, it is surely 'do poo', as Catdog is not a singular.

However, I'm pretty sure (I'm not in fact sure. I'm just HOPING) Catdog doesn't poo. /shudder

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

*loud, uproarious laugh*

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Well, through the dog end, of course.

Then he just eats it up again.

[yaseen101.livejournal.com]

I always thought there was uhh something in the middle you don't normally see because of the fur.


Also if you are interested,I just rambled about the GL trailer. it's incoherent and lacks any structure but I'm sure there is *something* worthwhile there.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Only you John. Only you.

[cisic.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not surprised. Men never seem to notice lingerie.

Or maybe I'm just dating oblivious guys...

[itcomesinphases.livejournal.com]

I have a sneaking suspicion that you are lying, sir. I do not believe that was the end of the conversation.

Fade To Black perhaps, but not Fin.

Yeah, none of my business but I write far too much porn with ridiculous preambles.