One from the road

[thehefner]

Holy crap, I'm doing LJ from a rest area in Genoa, Ohio. I love my new iPhone 3GS.

I have named her Mother Box. Now, I have a good reason to finally try to get the theme from RAVENOUS as my ringtone, because then, whenever someone calls, Mother Box will actually go "PING PING PING PING PING!"

I make no apologies for my geekiness. Maybe I would, once, not too long ago. But that was before Mother Box. I love her so.

Comments

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

"Mother Box" would be an excellent brand name for the vaginas-in-cans that are sold in vending machines on the streets of Japan ...



... If not for the fact that the Japanese are so culturally pedophiliac that they look at any woman over the age of 25 (much less old enough to be a "mother") the same way most Americans look at Aunt May.

[nectarousness.livejournal.com]

... But Aunt May's one foxy GILF.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

You're preaching to the choir on this one, man.

I'm the guy who singlehandedly started the Aunt May porn meme on the Internet, after all. :)

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

Very jealous, but awesome indeed.

Throwing down the guantlet

[whimmydiddle.livejournal.com]

I want to see a Classic Epic Heffnerian post composed & posted from that iPhone! (I'll read it on mine.)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Man, I'd hate to see from whence the Kirby crackles would originate on that...

Oh god. Jack Kirby porn. Now that I've thought of it, that means surely it must exist somewhere. God help us all.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder how many people would have known what a Mother Box is? I would have linked to the wikipedia entry, but alas, I don't quite have all the moves down on the iPhone yet.

Re: Throwing down the guantlet

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'll be doing just that at some point during Winnipeg Fringe over the next few days! Stay tuned...

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Dude, not only is there Jack Kirby porn on the Internet, there's Jack Kirby porn in canon.

Big Barda uses her Mega-Rod the way porn stars use Hitachi Magic Wands. TRUFAX.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

... my god. Wait, this was a Byrne story, wasn't it?

No, I was thinking illustration. With Kirby crackle ejaculation and all. Did I mention I'm kinda vanilla? Damn it all. *dies*

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

RYAN REYNOLDS, HEFFIE

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I heard! I think I approve! It would certainly be a step in the right direction to the smartass Kirk-like Hal I love but so rarely see.

But who should be Guy? A friend once suggested Seann William Scott...

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

Kiefer Sutherland :3.