One from the road

[thehefner]

Holy crap, I'm doing LJ from a rest area in Genoa, Ohio. I love my new iPhone 3GS.

I have named her Mother Box. Now, I have a good reason to finally try to get the theme from RAVENOUS as my ringtone, because then, whenever someone calls, Mother Box will actually go "PING PING PING PING PING!"

I make no apologies for my geekiness. Maybe I would, once, not too long ago. But that was before Mother Box. I love her so.

Comments

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

"Mother Box" would be an excellent brand name for the vaginas-in-cans that are sold in vending machines on the streets of Japan ...



... If not for the fact that the Japanese are so culturally pedophiliac that they look at any woman over the age of 25 (much less old enough to be a "mother") the same way most Americans look at Aunt May.

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

Very jealous, but awesome indeed.

Throwing down the guantlet

[whimmydiddle.livejournal.com]

I want to see a Classic Epic Heffnerian post composed & posted from that iPhone! (I'll read it on mine.)

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

RYAN REYNOLDS, HEFFIE