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Holy crap, I'm doing LJ from a rest area in Genoa, Ohio. I love my new iPhone 3GS.

I have named her Mother Box. Now, I have a good reason to finally try to get the theme from RAVENOUS as my ringtone, because then, whenever someone calls, Mother Box will actually go "PING PING PING PING PING!"

I make no apologies for my geekiness. Maybe I would, once, not too long ago. But that was before Mother Box. I love her so.

Date: 2009-07-11 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
"Mother Box" would be an excellent brand name for the vaginas-in-cans that are sold in vending machines on the streets of Japan ...



... If not for the fact that the Japanese are so culturally pedophiliac that they look at any woman over the age of 25 (much less old enough to be a "mother") the same way most Americans look at Aunt May.

Date: 2009-07-11 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nectarousness.livejournal.com
... But Aunt May's one foxy GILF.

Date: 2009-07-11 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
You're preaching to the choir on this one, man.

I'm the guy who singlehandedly started the Aunt May porn meme on the Internet, after all. :)

Date: 2009-07-12 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Man, I'd hate to see from whence the Kirby crackles would originate on that...

Oh god. Jack Kirby porn. Now that I've thought of it, that means surely it must exist somewhere. God help us all.

Date: 2009-07-12 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
Dude, not only is there Jack Kirby porn on the Internet, there's Jack Kirby porn in canon.

Big Barda uses her Mega-Rod the way porn stars use Hitachi Magic Wands. TRUFAX.

Date: 2009-07-12 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
... my god. Wait, this was a Byrne story, wasn't it?

No, I was thinking illustration. With Kirby crackle ejaculation and all. Did I mention I'm kinda vanilla? Damn it all. *dies*

Date: 2009-07-11 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superfan1.livejournal.com
Very jealous, but awesome indeed.

Date: 2009-07-12 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I have to wonder how many people would have known what a Mother Box is? I would have linked to the wikipedia entry, but alas, I don't quite have all the moves down on the iPhone yet.

Throwing down the guantlet

Date: 2009-07-11 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whimmydiddle.livejournal.com
I want to see a Classic Epic Heffnerian post composed & posted from that iPhone! (I'll read it on mine.)

Re: Throwing down the guantlet

Date: 2009-07-12 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I'm sure I'll be doing just that at some point during Winnipeg Fringe over the next few days! Stay tuned...

Date: 2009-07-12 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heykidzcomix.livejournal.com
RYAN REYNOLDS, HEFFIE

Date: 2009-07-14 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I heard! I think I approve! It would certainly be a step in the right direction to the smartass Kirk-like Hal I love but so rarely see.

But who should be Guy? A friend once suggested Seann William Scott...

Date: 2009-07-14 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heykidzcomix.livejournal.com
Kiefer Sutherland :3.

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