Meanwhile, on Earth 3... where evil always triumphs and the Flash is a heroin addict...

[thehefner]

First, there was BIZARRO HEFFIE ("Goodbye! Me no am Bizarro Heffie! Me am soft-spoken jock who likes dogs and laughing! Hello!")... then came CAPTAIN BUZZKILL ("I would have expected better of you, I really would. I can't even talk to you anymore. (pause)Yoink! My nachos now.")... and now, a new alternate universe variant of John Hefner, as proposed by 777666. Born out of the troubled psyche of a mentally and emotionally unstable college actor, comes... NAZI HEFFIE!!!

Nazi Heffie: "You vill lizen to me talk about my feelinks, und you vill LIKE it!!!" *invades Games Workshop* "Ach! Now I vill turn this into ein comicbookenschapp!!! Heil Heffie!"
...
Forgive me, I am very tired and insanely considering going to NYC and spending even more of my money. Today's been a remarkable day. Two women in my life... it's been a hell of a day for myself and these two women. More on that later. Or not. Maybe time's come to shut up and take care of things. Stop being the frickin' Hanged Man. It's gettin' time to suck it up and move onto the Death card already.

NYC. Man, I must be insane. Here I come!

Heil Heffie!

Comments

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

I kinda like this Nazi Heffy, he and grumpy old man dave should hang out.

[reazik.livejournal.com]

Are ya gonna take the bus with us? Or did you get a ride?

[777666.livejournal.com]

Two Women....TWO WOMEN!!! okay is it the two that I am thinking of Voldy and MandM or two others?? I need answers, I can't stand not being able to talk to my heffy!!!

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

i was thinking the same thing "two women?!?!?"

(not that you can't get two women or anything, or that i'm amazed that there are women in your life)

ah, ya know what i mean... or maybe not... or maybe i'll shut up now

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Voldie is one, Nicola (I dunno if I ever told you about them) is the other. Basically, the two women I have felt the closest to in my entire life. Voldie, you already know about. Nicola was closest to a soul mate I've yet experienced, but we're destined to be friends, I think.

MandM? Whuzza?

The Voldie meeting went well... I only hope she will actually call so we can talk about stuff... but it did my heart good to see her again. I think (couldn't swear to it) she was near tears at some points. The Mandy CD had a strong impact on top of unexpectedly seeing me again.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

We'll talk later.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I dunno if you've left yet, but I'm already here, so it's all good. See yeh at the party!

[777666.livejournal.com]

Huzzah, MandM was Missy?? I think her name is, I'm sorry I am tired. Um but that is good, seeing people again and her being YAY about it is good, and you feeling good about it is also good. *huggles* Well I am off to get ready for LARP later

[777666.livejournal.com]

*starts singing "Two Ladies" from Caberat reallt loudly and annoying like.*

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Misty... that's my friend erzetbathory above with the pi icon. As for Voldie, yeah... I'm feeling... not great, but a bit of the bad stuff was burned away, enough to let me know that this could be a good thing.

[777666.livejournal.com]

yay that is good, getting over bad things is always a realiving situation