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thehefner1.) Had a comic book story published.
2.) Been to the Playboy Mansion and met Hugh Hefner
3.) Had a beef-jerky-fueled road trip in my brother’s mosaic-tiled Volkswagen
4.) Played a game of catch where FIELD OF DREAMS was filmed
5.) Went full-frontal naked in a play
6.) Won two door prizes from Ian McKellen
7.) Seen the cast of A MIGHTY WIND perform live
8.) Had a beautiful topless girl you’ve never seen before tell you she loved you and, though drunk, meant it
9.) Spat on legendary SANDMAN artist Charles Vess
10.) Seen the movies FINAL, SPARTAN, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE, THE PASSING, PATTI ROCKS! DUCK YOU SUCKER! (aka FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE), PANIC, NIGHT ON EARTH, DEAD MAN, MY FIRST MISTER, ALFIE, SLEUTH, THE LIMEY, SCARECROW (starring Pacino and Hackman), CUTTER’S WAY, WITHNAIL AND I, ROMERO IS BLEEDING, RAVENOUS, FIREWORKS (HABA-BI), THE EXORCIST III, and THE NINTH CONFIGURATION (and if you have, you’re either really special and cool or it’s only because I’ve shown it to you. Pound for pound, I bet none of you have seen the majority of this list)
2.) Been to the Playboy Mansion and met Hugh Hefner
3.) Had a beef-jerky-fueled road trip in my brother’s mosaic-tiled Volkswagen
4.) Played a game of catch where FIELD OF DREAMS was filmed
5.) Went full-frontal naked in a play
6.) Won two door prizes from Ian McKellen
7.) Seen the cast of A MIGHTY WIND perform live
8.) Had a beautiful topless girl you’ve never seen before tell you she loved you and, though drunk, meant it
9.) Spat on legendary SANDMAN artist Charles Vess
10.) Seen the movies FINAL, SPARTAN, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE, THE PASSING, PATTI ROCKS! DUCK YOU SUCKER! (aka FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE), PANIC, NIGHT ON EARTH, DEAD MAN, MY FIRST MISTER, ALFIE, SLEUTH, THE LIMEY, SCARECROW (starring Pacino and Hackman), CUTTER’S WAY, WITHNAIL AND I, ROMERO IS BLEEDING, RAVENOUS, FIREWORKS (HABA-BI), THE EXORCIST III, and THE NINTH CONFIGURATION (and if you have, you’re either really special and cool or it’s only because I’ve shown it to you. Pound for pound, I bet none of you have seen the majority of this list)
