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I drove all the way back to WAC just for today so I could go out the lunch/dinner with the drama professors and my fellow seniors. Everything was going just fine, and then... some fool set up a kareokee machine. Oh yes. Oh noooo. We had the great, great pleasure of seeing Mike Ridgaway sing and dance to "Baby Got Back," and "U Can't Touch This," as only he can.

As for me, I started off with Johnny Go's signature song, "Mack the Knife," and at the end Mike talked me into singing Doctor Octopus' favorite, "If I were a rich man." But the song where I really shined was "Love Stinks"; I sold that motherfucker, you best believe it. Alas, my classmates wouldn't let me do "Mamma Mia." Next time.

The other reason I'm up here is to pick up lab results from previous work done at the school's free health services, so that when I see the doctor tomorrow about my... little possible problem... it will maybe cost a little less cash out of pocket. Yeah, we couldn't get insurance in time, and my mother is afraid that the more work I have done with a doctor, the more difficult and expensive it will be to get insurance. I don't know how the companies will learn about it if we don't report it, but whatever. Hopefully they don't read LJ.

So yes. I'm finally seeing a doctor tomorrow. I really hope everyone is right, that everything is all right. I try to think so myself, but I tell you, balls just shouldn't be hurting if someone hasn't kicked them. They really shouldn't. Maybe it's just testicular torsion. I knew I should have paid better attention to http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com.

Seriously, though, here's hoping.

Date: 2005-05-20 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
Hef, if i ever hear about you singing any thing by abba, i will beat you up and steal your lunch money.

Date: 2005-05-20 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tompurdue.livejournal.com
Actually, testicular torsion isn't a "just" problem; it's extremely painful and a massive emergency. At least in the cases I've heard of; maybe there's such a thing as a slight testicular torsion and I missed it.

Defintely see a doctor; your nuts are not to be messed with.

Date: 2005-05-20 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2sick2pray.livejournal.com
LOL, i'm dumb. I clicked the link. nothing there except one of those sites that buys up lots of domain names and advertises on them.


I'm so fucking gullible...

Date: 2005-05-20 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
It's supposed to be a real site, actually, albeit a comedy/parody site from the show "The Venture Bros." I'll see if I can find the real one, it's great.

Date: 2005-05-20 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Well, I was actually saying that more as a refference to the show "The Venture Bros," from which the site I (tried to) link is from. I'm aware of its gravity, but it was more of an in-joke.

Date: 2005-05-20 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
There, the link should be fixed now. Enjoy.

Date: 2005-05-20 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tompurdue.livejournal.com
Sorry. Missed the in-joke.

Date: 2005-05-20 04:29 pm (UTC)

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