IT IS DECLARED...!

I was planning on being a double major English and Drama with a Creative Writing minor. Well, with two semesters left, that ain't gonna happen, not unless I'm willing to do two overload semesters and summer classes. I had to ask myself, "is it really worth all this trouble to earn a pretty well useless bachlor's degree?" I mean, which one is the more useless, English or Drama? I've actually been told that my Creative Writing minor will come in handy more than either of the majors. Not that I'm really planning on getting any sort of real career out of these majors, but whatever.

Even still, it's been a lot of work for an English major, it'd be kind of a shame to not do something with all those credits. Welp, the profs looked at the classes I've taken, and we came up with a solution.

No longer shall I be an English major! Nay, nor shall I merely be a puny Drama major with a CW minor! In addition to those, I hereby proclaim that I am offically declared... as a HUMANITIES MAJOR! I am... LIBERAL ARTS MAN!

In the words of the head of the English/Humanities dept.: "Congratulation, welcome to the ranks of the working poor!"

(As excited as I am by this news, I really just wanted an excuse to use my new Ravenous Robert Carlyle icon. Mmm...)