My geekdom is an exciting, but often sad, lonely place...

So I was watching South Park tonight. Cartman was pretending to be psychic and was helping the police track down a serial killer. Cartman is kidnapped and wakes up to find himself duct-taped to a chair, and the killer, who is a lanky, wierd-looking man. He says, "You've been spreading lies about me. You have no idea about what I am becoming. Now you will witness my transformation." He turns on a slide projector and says, "This is me in front of the Grand Canyon. Do you see? This is me in front of the Eiffel Tower. Do you see?" "Oh God..." "Do you see?!"

And the best part was they were totally doing Tom Noonan, not Ralph Fiennes.

"Before me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great becoming and you recognise nothing.
You are an ant in the afterbirth.
It is your nature to do only one thing correctly: tremble. But fear is not what you owe me. Lounds: you and the others, YOU OWE ME AWE!"

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY TRAILER

Johnny Depp wants to eat my soul! GAH! God, it's like Tim Burton and Stanley Kubrick had a child, and that child grew up to be a Michael Jackson manboy who eats the souls of little kids. Not like that's necessarily such a bad thing.

Plus, new Buck icon from ANCORMAN. I think it's suitible C_n_C.

But yeah, though conflicted about this film as I still am, I am looking forward to seeing Tim Burton's first really Burton-Burton film since... well, shit, since BATMAN RETURNS.

Dude.

That's the international poster, by the way, not the cool but kinda angsty American one most people have seen already.

Dude. That's motherfucking Batman.