Jan. 3rd, 2006

thehefner: (Bill the Butcher: Whoopsie Daisy)
If you see and read this, please make a new LJ entry with 5 of your weird or quirky habits.

1.) Whenever I think about something stupid I've done, something that fills me with anything from embarrassment to deep shame, I instantly blurt either the names of one of my first two ex-girlfriends or "Constantine." The latter one is because of a Warren Ellis issue of Hellblazer where the villain at the end is so broken and defeated, all he can say is the name "Constantine" and for some reason that stuck with me (yet I don't say "Richards", isn't that odd?). Maybe it's a mild form of Tourettes syndrome, and those three names are my curse words.

2.) Sometimes when walking, I wave my hand around at the wrist in a gesture as if to say, "Carry on with the show." I do it because I did it so often when I dressed up as Bill the Butcher, a move he did several times in the movie. I imagine it looks incredibly poofy.

3.) I pace. I find it very hard to sit still unless there's something to catch my attention, and the thoughts in my head can't seem to move until my body does too.

4.) I sneeze into my shirt. A lot of people seem to think this is gross, but it's cleaner than me sneezing into my hands and then spreading the germs with everything I'm gonna touch. The shirt better contains the spray. And yet it seems grosser. Social habits, sometimes they make no sense.

5.) Whenever I pass a lesbian or lesbian couple in the street, I *always* say aloud, "I wish I was a lesbian." I don't even know I do it anymore. One of these days, it's either going to get me killed or kick-start a musical number.

I tag no one. Be free agents, the lot've ye.
thehefner: (Johnny Go and Bub Go Driving!)
Dean Martin was a closet comic book fan.

According to Jerry Lewis, he loved whatever he could get his hands on- Captain Marvel, Superman, Batman. There have been only two times that Jerry had ever seen Dean actually flustered: the first was when he met Frank Sinatra, and the second was when he met Bob Kane. Now, bear in mind, back in these days, comics really *were* kids' stuff, and Dean had an image to uphold. So he had Jerry buy his comics for him!

As if Dino wasn't The MAN enough.

Also, Dean's advice to Jerry on getting rid of crabs? "Rub sand on your body and then pour alcohol on yourself. The little bastards get drunk and kill each other throwing rocks."

God damn. I love you, Dean Martin.

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