COSTUME HELP! Or: "It's so stupidly obvious!"

[thehefner]

I need a smoking jacket, black PJs, slippers and a pipe.

STAT!

Any help would be greatly, greatly appreciated.

Comments

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

oh god.

[(Anonymous)]

You have a pipe, remember? You can borrow mine if you want, though. The only slippers I have are of Homer Simpson's face.

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the anonymous comment. It was me.

[yancentric.livejournal.com]

don't forget the vacuous blondes on either arm!!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, that's the bad timing part, isn't it? Lord knows a year ago Misty would have totally been up for it. Heh heh. Ah well. I fear I'm lacking blondes at the present moment.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hey, figured it was you. If I'm feeling better, your pipe would be far more appropriate than my long clay pipe. Lessen' we want Hef done Lord of the Rings-style.

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

sure thing there, HEF.

[stdelia.livejournal.com]

o.O

[fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com]

No pressure on me or anything...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I actually did think of that recently, but the craziness of life kept me from actually calling. Would you be willing to help a poor boy dress like his favorite serial killer?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Or rather (now that I realize which post this is) my cousin?