Drink Genaro beer! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear! I suck the heads off of fish!

[thehefner]

I am very sad to discover that Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang is totally gone from all area theatres (as opposed to the, like, three it was playing at when it opened). One of my top three movies of the year came and went with hardly even a whimper. Come DVD release time, looks like I will have a brand new movie to join the ranks with my other personal cult movies Ravenous, The Ninth Configuration, and Exorcist III. Till then:

Perry Van Shrike: Ok, where's my gun?
Harry Lockhart: I uh, threw it in the lake because I figured you wouldn't and I would. I got priors in New York, so I really can't be messing around.
Perry Van Shrike: You threw it in the lake?
Harry Lockhart: Yeah, plus it was evidence.
Perry Van Shrike: You what?
[starts to hit Harry]
Harry Lockhart: Watch it!
Perry Van Shrike: Ok, ok, ok, I'm sorry. I got a little nonplussed there.
Harry Lockhart: This is crazy. I understand that.
Perry Van Shrike: Whoa, what's that?
[check out briefcase in Harry's hands]
Perry Van Shrike: Is that a clue? Can you see that?
Harry Lockhart: What do you mean?
[Perry hits Harry on the head with the briefcase]
Harry Lockhart: Ouch!
Perry Van Shrike: What were you thinking?! My 2,000 dollar ceramic vector my mother got me as a special gift you threw in the lake next to the car! What happens when they drag the lake, you think they'll find my pistol?
[walks away]
Perry Van Shrike: Jesus!
[turns around]
Perry Van Shrike: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
Perry Van Shrike: No! The definition of idiot. Which you are!

Comments

[sex-and-tea.livejournal.com]

*grins* Watched it at the film festival about a week ago. There were times when I was laughing so hard I missed pieces of dialog. Give me Raymond Chandler references galore and I'm a happy camper.

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

You've shown me Ravenous and Exorcist III, but not Ninth Configuration...
I think we've found our next movie.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Just name the time and place, dollface.