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thehefnerFirst sentence from the first post of every month.
January - My car was broken into.
February - Comin' down to see Comedy Of Errors with Misty, Dave, and whoever else I can talk into carpoolin' with me!
March - Why do I save red M&Ms for last?
April - So it's been put to my attention (by a ladyfriend of mine with whom I've had some sexual tension for the past couple years) a possible reason why the few relationships I've had have turned out the way they have.
May - Worst May Day ever.
June - She insisted I read this New York Times article, said that it explains my situation perfectly.
July - Heyseusmarimba: i have told you my theory that lois is a terrible fuck, right?
August - I am a damned nostalgic lovesick fool, particularly weak tonight and lacking in willpower, I went and did some little thing that I swore up and down I'd never do again and now, once again, I have thrown my heart in a blender and I have no one to blame but myself. (damn, Heffie, run-on sentences, much?)
September - Big thanks to everyone who's responded to ALONE AT THE EMM GRYNER CONCERT so far.
October - King John, Misty, Serenity, Wendys, "You got served," "I self-serve," call from Dave, crotch dollar, bit of closure, bit of validation, chestertown, time-travel, those pointy-nosed turtle things, and the "ol' wanderies."
November - More and more, there has been serious speculation that I am on the verge.
December - If you read this - if your eyes are passing over this right now - please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
January - My car was broken into.
February - Comin' down to see Comedy Of Errors with Misty, Dave, and whoever else I can talk into carpoolin' with me!
March - Why do I save red M&Ms for last?
April - So it's been put to my attention (by a ladyfriend of mine with whom I've had some sexual tension for the past couple years) a possible reason why the few relationships I've had have turned out the way they have.
May - Worst May Day ever.
June - She insisted I read this New York Times article, said that it explains my situation perfectly.
July - Heyseusmarimba: i have told you my theory that lois is a terrible fuck, right?
August - I am a damned nostalgic lovesick fool, particularly weak tonight and lacking in willpower, I went and did some little thing that I swore up and down I'd never do again and now, once again, I have thrown my heart in a blender and I have no one to blame but myself. (damn, Heffie, run-on sentences, much?)
September - Big thanks to everyone who's responded to ALONE AT THE EMM GRYNER CONCERT so far.
October - King John, Misty, Serenity, Wendys, "You got served," "I self-serve," call from Dave, crotch dollar, bit of closure, bit of validation, chestertown, time-travel, those pointy-nosed turtle things, and the "ol' wanderies."
November - More and more, there has been serious speculation that I am on the verge.
December - If you read this - if your eyes are passing over this right now - please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
