You're the danger, a fallen angel, but I like you, you're the strongest of the alllll

[thehefner]

Break a leg, fellow MERRY WIVES folk!

Few things are as gloriously cracktacular as MORTAL KOMBAT: THE ALBUM. Made before the movie and where the famous theme song came from, it's the best wonderfully bad techno music ever. If I ever do a movie set in the early nineties with mullets and Brian Bosworth, I must use this music.

Last night, I was preparing to show disc_sophist my personal cult movie, Ravenous.
ME: This movie is absolutely delightful.
D_S: Delightful? Ooo-kayy, not quite the word that would come to mind.
... fifteen minutes into the movie...
D_S: Oh my God! This movie really is delightful!



1. what do you think of me, itunes?
Where You End - Moby

2. will i have a happy life?
Solitary Man - Johnny Cash and Tom Petty

3. what do my friends really think of me?
When - Bernadette Peters and Mandy Patinkin

4. do people secretly lust after me?
Wear Your Love Like Heaven - Donovan

5. what does [insert significant other] think of me?
Nobody's Side - CHESS

6. how can i make myself happy?
You - Evanescence

7. what should i do with my life?
My Life - Oingo Boingo

8. why must life be so full of pain?
Nothing Rhymed - Emm Gryner (Gilbert O'Sullivan cover)

9. how can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
I'm Sick Of You - Iggy Pop

10. will i ever have children?
Putting it Together - Sunday in the Park with George

11. will i die happy?
Goodbye to All That/End Titles - Mark Snow (Millenium Soundtack)

12. can you give me some good advice?
Waiting for the Big One - Peter Gabriel

13. what is happiness?
Beautiful Creatures - Andrew Spice