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[thehefner]

Lynda Carter is across the street at Ben and Jerry's. I shall now attempt Jedi mind powers to lure her into my comic book store. *nnnnnggg*

EDIT: Ok, so far it ain't working, but a guy rushed in here to buy a really expensive Wonder Woman hardcover. He got the courage up to ask Lynda if she would autograph something for his boyfriend for Valentine's Day. That's kinda really adorable. Now back to Jedi mind powers *nnnggg... come to the comic shop, Lynda... come to the comic shop... nnngg... hurrk... strain...*

EDIT #2: So far I've summoned two dogs, three X-Men, Shadowfax, and Scatman Crothers. But still no Lynda Carter. And I can't leave the store. *whimper*

Comments

[wendywoowho.livejournal.com]

aw! Props to the guy who got her sig!

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

just open the door and start throwing copies of Wonder Woman at her.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Was it the REAL Scatman Crothers, or just Rich doing an unbelievably offensive imitation of him?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Haha, then she would totally be mine.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Haha, you win, my friend. "Aw snap, mah leg!"

Anyone know if his deleted scenes were reinserted in the Wedding Crashers DVD?

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

>pokes head in the store<

Hef.. did you call me?

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

thats how i got Holly.

but then, i thought she actually WAS wonder woman at the time.

the body and all..

[jellied.livejournal.com]

Dude, Lynda Carter is worth leaving the store for.
Go out!

Go out and embrace her!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I couldn't, I was held prisoner by my dungeon-master of the comic shop. She's undoubtedly gone by now. *tear*

One of these days I am TOTALLY gonna go trick-or-treating to her house in Potomac, just to see if she does like she did one year and answer the door in her Wonder Woman costume.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Day and night you taunt me, Richards...

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

ah, go blast yerself into the negative zone, Doom.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ehh, Doom doesn't go there anymore. Annihilus is just so clingly. And between you and Doom, he smells kinda funny too.

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

he just wants to cuddle.

this is why no one likes you, Doom.

well, that and the world-conquering dictator thing.

besides.. after that much time in the suit, i'm betting you smell a little ripe yourself under all that metal.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

DOOM HAS STANDARDS!

And Doom do you take Doom for a fool, you peasant? Doom has installed an air-freshener compartment into his armor! Today, Doom smells of fresh baked cinnamon rolls! But even if Doom were to go without, you should be honored to gain even a whiff of Doom's royal musk!

[holli.livejournal.com]

I always wanted to, when I was growing up there, but I think she doesn't open the door. Mike Tyson's ex-wife doesn't, and neither do the Shrivers. When I was 9, this was a *tragedy*.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's not surprising, but still! Bah! When I become the Emperor of all Humanity, I will still answer the door for trick or treaters. They shall get Kit Kats, for I will be a benevolent leader.

[composerscott.livejournal.com]

My brother-in-law used to deliver her contacts when he worked for FedEx... What's also funny is I just finished putting a clip of the opening credit sequence for Wonder Woman into the 1970s music block I'm doing. Of course, it just happened to end up going along with Elton John's "Bitch Is Back".... I don't know how THAT happened....