much better than a girlfriend in Canada!

[thehefner]

SamBluestone3383: Yeah, no more fucked-up-ness for me, thank you. I will gladly take sane, stable, fun, wacky, sexy geek girl for ribs, pineapple, comic reading, movies, and sex, thank you
bloofyc: hurrah!
bloofyc: honestly, what more do you need?
SamBluestone3383: god, girl, after that thing about comics reading, not a fucking thing!
bloofyc: hahaha
bloofyc: I'm like the wal-mart of girlfriends.
SamBluestone3383: well, I will need a closer proximity to you eventually
bloofyc: you even have to drive to get to me.
bloofyc: yeah.
SamBluestone3383: that I will need
SamBluestone3383: till then, you're... the amazon.com of girlfriends
bloofyc: being far far away makes for difficulties in some of those things.
bloofyc: hah, I like that much better.