RAT SHIT!

[thehefner]

I think we're gonna have to sell our Rolls-Royce. Dad can't drive it anymore, and I don't have the passion or the knowledge to be able to give it the care it deserves. The man who sold Dad the car in the first place misses it and is willing to buy it back. It's a shame, but I don't know what else we can do with it. And I can tell you, I certainly do NOT revel in the prospect of having to take it out driving weekly, especially on days like this.

In other news, massive, massive props to cavenessity for braving illness to deliver a hardcore performance in one of my favorite plays, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. God damn, I do miss that play. That's one of the few plays I could honestly see myself doing for months on end and not tiring of it.

After three weeks of growth, we can update my goatee's status from "is that dirt on your lip?" to fully-fledged "pubestache." I'd show you myself, but I still can't get iSight to work with iMovie. And since the apple website is a quagmire of do-it-yourself FAQ guides that cover everything I've already tried, I'll set up an appointment at the Apple store sometime. Why, in no time I'll be posting Hefner Monologues on YouTube, just you wait.

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[adaptor.livejournal.com]

"Why, in no time I'll be posting Hefner Monologues on YouTube, just you wait."

We are. ;-)

[tazira.livejournal.com]

I think we're gonna have to sell our Rolls-Royce.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(Thoughtful pause)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, did you say anything after that? Because I'm stuck on that part...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Well, I did say something about how I was also considering using the profits to set up a temple where I can be your sex slave for life. But it wasn't that important.

[cavenessity.livejournal.com]

Aww thanks again for coming!