Get me a case of vodka, eight loose women, and a stomach pump! STAT!

[thehefner]

I want to go to see SNAKES ON A PLANE tomorrow dressed as a pirate.

Now if only I had a pirate costume.

...

Oh hell, I can always be Bill the Butcher again! ;)

In other news, my girlfriend has been in Chicago for two weeks and still doesn't have internet access yet. Long-distance relationship is one thing, but the fact that we haven't been talking regularly (like, every day) now is starting to bug me immensely. Gettin' antsy here.

At least my new Dirk Anger icon amuses me beyond measure. IMMA WATCH TEEVEE!

Comments

[seangrimm.livejournal.com]

YES! I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS! :cleches fists menacingly:

Nextwave is like a sexy naked person who jumps out of the bushes as you're walking along. It is surprising, but enjoyable.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

With a chainsaw in one hand and a gooseberry pie in the other. Possibly with a handlebar mustache, even if it's a woman, and god, I hope it's a woman.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

I knew you were into hirsute pr0nz. I KNEW IT!!!!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

This strange computer language you use confuses me, Vision.

[seangrimm.livejournal.com]

I forgot the 'n' in 'clenches', but more likely I did type it in and a small black hole appeared and devoured it and spit it back out on the other side of the universe.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I think I was too distracted by Brock Sampson's blacked-out wang to notice.

[little-dinosaur.livejournal.com]

Ellie!
I want to be her when I grow up.

Also, I like this equal-opportunity handlebar mustache idea. Not that I want facial hair, but a handlebar mustache is more of a prop than a grooming decision anyway.

And I wish that I could tell it'll only be a dream.

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

capnredbeard wants to dress up as a snake.
Similarly, I want to dress as Samuel L. in his "Formula 51" kilt.
Heh. We are clever.

Re: And I wish that I could tell it'll only be a dream.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Nice Boingo lyric, my man.

Ooh, now I do have a kilt... or, hehe, maybe I should go as someone being eaten by a shark.

[little-dinosaur.livejournal.com]

Conveniently: This is what I mean.

[interdisciple.livejournal.com]

I really hate that I really want to see SoaP as badly as I do this weekend...

...but ...
... can't ...

...buy ... ...in... to...

Ah, f*#$ it...

MUTHAF*#$*& SNAKES ON A MUTHAF*#$*& PLANE, BITCHES!!!

Re: And I wish that I could tell it'll only be a dream.

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

I actually had that on cassette single. Yep, I'm old...old enough to remember Sam-El as a doomed teacher in 187.