Your selling point should always be simple: If they are very lucky, you will let them be seen with you. Tip: Save the flailing for at least the third date...unless she's a cancer victim looking for that final score. Then? Fuck it. Rock out like you've got Huntington's chorea. And bill the estate for services rendered. Another tip: no stories involving fecal matter, brutal relationships, or how great you are until at least the fourth date. Only *I* have ever gotten away with being a completely self-absorbed prick, and it didn't work for very long. (Thankfully, she was lying about the pistol permit.)
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Date: 2007-10-28 06:40 pm (UTC)If they are very lucky, you will let them be seen with you.
Tip: Save the flailing for at least the third date...unless she's a cancer victim looking for that final score. Then? Fuck it. Rock out like you've got Huntington's chorea. And bill the estate for services rendered.
Another tip: no stories involving fecal matter, brutal relationships, or how great you are until at least the fourth date. Only *I* have ever gotten away with being a completely self-absorbed prick, and it didn't work for very long. (Thankfully, she was lying about the pistol permit.)