SWING YOUR SCI-MI-TARRR, DEE-MON!
Jan. 5th, 2008 01:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thehefnerSo it seems Batman's eternal foe Ra's al Ghul* has a brand-new look. Coming back from the dead will do that to a 500-year-old eco-terrorist.
It's a little controversial, particularly the new Wolverine!Muttonchops instead of his trademark snazzy facial hair, and his new pale look (from putting your brain in the body of your albino son, like you do). One commenter suggested that even villains feel the need to try new things, to which another remarked: "And being pasty and white is in this year. Look at Sweeney Todd."
... And all I could respond with was:
Attend the tale of Ra's al Ghuuuul! His skin was pale and his eye was cruuuuel!
He sees humanity as a blight, he challenges men to shirtless fights...
It's over Earth that he shall rule... shall Ra's al Ghul...
The Demon's Head of Arabia.
Where's my crown? King Dork deserves only the finest.
Meanwhile, it's only due to my inability to properly replicate this image as a shirtless Ra's weilding a scimitar that I haven't drawn up the poster for the new smash-hit musical, RA'S AL GHUL: THE DEMON'S HEAD OF ARABIA. I've tried, and I give up.
Joke credit goes to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
clayin
Oh yes, mark my words, one say you shall see the premiere of RA'S AL GHUL: THE DEMON'S HEAD OF ARABIA. Starring me in the title role, withspacechild as Ubu as Mrs. Lovett.
"They alllllllll deserve to DIE! Tell you WHY, good Detective, tell you WHYYYY!"
*Does anyone speak Arabic? Is it pronounced "Ray-sh" or "Rahz"? Settle this once and for all!
It's a little controversial, particularly the new Wolverine!Muttonchops instead of his trademark snazzy facial hair, and his new pale look (from putting your brain in the body of your albino son, like you do). One commenter suggested that even villains feel the need to try new things, to which another remarked: "And being pasty and white is in this year. Look at Sweeney Todd."
... And all I could respond with was:
Attend the tale of Ra's al Ghuuuul! His skin was pale and his eye was cruuuuel!
He sees humanity as a blight, he challenges men to shirtless fights...
It's over Earth that he shall rule... shall Ra's al Ghul...
The Demon's Head of Arabia.
Where's my crown? King Dork deserves only the finest.
Meanwhile, it's only due to my inability to properly replicate this image as a shirtless Ra's weilding a scimitar that I haven't drawn up the poster for the new smash-hit musical, RA'S AL GHUL: THE DEMON'S HEAD OF ARABIA. I've tried, and I give up.
Joke credit goes to
clayinOh yes, mark my words, one say you shall see the premiere of RA'S AL GHUL: THE DEMON'S HEAD OF ARABIA. Starring me in the title role, with
spacechild as Ubu as Mrs. Lovett."They alllllllll deserve to DIE! Tell you WHY, good Detective, tell you WHYYYY!"
*Does anyone speak Arabic? Is it pronounced "Ray-sh" or "Rahz"? Settle this once and for all!
