Needed: a coat rack. Also, ONE WEEK UNTIL THE FREE HEFNER MONOLOGUES PREVIEW SHOW THINGIE!

[thehefner]

Where can I get a small, portable coat rack? Like the kind actors use backstage for shows? Anything portable that I can use to hang several coats, which I need on stage as part of...

THE (newly revised) HEFNER MONOLOGUES!

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY! TOTALLY FREE!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
Fort Fringe
607 New York Ave NW
Washington, DC 20001
8:00, runs One Hour (that's the hope, anyway!)
Punch and pie Pizza!

Let me know if you're coming, particularly if you want pizza so I can know how much to order! Also, bring notepads and pens if you've got 'em, for I would like your feedback and suggestions please!

Really, at this point, all I need is the coat rack and I am there. Well, and I need to memorize the new parts and rehearse the whole damn mess, that's kinda important too.

EDIT: Whoops, sorry for the HTML fail there. But hopefully it got your attention!

Comments

[karmaflouge.livejournal.com]

I do not see a hawaiian shirt convincing me to go, you naughty disobedient boy! *finger waggles* :D Punishment in the form of "Elmo Loves You" will be dispersed!

I will do my best to make it hon; it all depends on a babysitter. But if I find one, oh I am *SO* there!

[lonebear.livejournal.com]

come and get it. I don't think we can make the show. senora_gem isn't ready for your humor yet. :)

[wondermojz.livejournal.com]

Target has coat racks that break down into smaller pieces for transport. I used to have two but my parents kept one when I moved out of their house LOL... Anyway, any Target-y, Wal-Mart-y place would have something you could use, I'd imagine.

[disc-sophist.livejournal.com]

I have no coat rack, but I plan on being there. <3

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

We'll be there, barring tornadoes and wild horses.

[treyhawk.livejournal.com]

Have clothes rack. Will be at show.

[jellied.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. What's the cover?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Wait, you'll be in Washington DC? I knew you might be in NYC for my FRIGID performances the week after next, but you'll be coming down here? The DC one is free, while the six NYC performances will be twelve bucks.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh, rock! Will you be able to arrive at least fifteen minutes early so I can set it up to use in the show? And will you be able to bring coat hangers too? If not, I totally can scrounge some up.

That said, unless you're willing to let me borrow it for my tour, I probably really should buy one for my own. If not now, then later.

[jellied.livejournal.com]

Well fuck. I don't know how to read.
Ima be in NYC.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hehe, all good! Yay, I very much look forward to seeing you!

Here're the dates/times and other pertinent info:

Thursday, February 26, 2009 7:30:00 PM
Saturday February 28 2009 10:00:00 PM
Tuesday, March 03, 2009 6:00:00 PM
Thursday, March 05, 2009 10:30:00 PM
Friday, March 06, 2009 7:30:00 PM
Sunday, March 08, 2009 1:00:00 PM
at
THE RED ROOM
85 E 4th Street, NYC

Tickets $12 are available by calling Smarttix at 212-868-4444 or online at www.FRIGIDnewyork.info

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Awesome! It's been too bloody long since last I've seen you. Well, a few months, but still, it *feels* longer! It'll be great to have you there! :)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh cool! Great idea! Thankya!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Come and get what? A coat rack?

Aw. Ah well. SOMEday...!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

NOOOO NOT DA ELMO!

No sweat if you can't make it, but I will be very, verrrry interested to hear what you think of the new version.

[treyhawk.livejournal.com]

Sure. Note again that it's a white metal clothes rack, not a traditional coat rack; the Rudes have used it in a number of shows.

Any preference on plastic or metal hangers?

[lonebear.livejournal.com]

yes

[lairdofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Probably showing how diseased my brain is - I read the title of your post as "Needed - a Rats Cock"!!!

The worrying thing was that didnt even make me read it twice and it was only as I read the main entry did I suss out my mistake. My brain obviously thinks that needing a Rats Cock is a perfectly reasonable request!

Being a Scotsman in Scotland, I will not be able to make your show but I will be thinking of you and I wish you all the best.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Sweet! Don't worry, though, I think Rob has me covered. Thankya anyway! :)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

... I've tried and tried to come up with some witty reason why I would need a rat's cock. I'm going to be up all night on this, I hope you know.

[lairdofdarkness.livejournal.com]

"Quick - to the WarrenEllis-atron"

I am truly sorry!!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oop, never did respond to this. No preference! I'll worry about aesthetics once I get it, that's the first and most important thing!