Whenever Hefner's not online, all the other bloggers should be asking "Where's Hefner?"

[thehefner]

Once again, I return from Tuscaloosa, sadly minus a Henchgirl and with a week's worth of internet to catch up on. We'll be reunited just before Valentine's Day, after which we'll hit the road to Fresno, CA, for the Rogue Theatre Festival, my first HEFNER MONOLOGUES performance of 2010.

Until then, I have much to do, including working on my 45-minute reedit of the MONOLOGUES, writing THE ROAD TO NOWHERE, working on my epic revisions for the Harvey Dent novel,* and trying not to get too distracted playing SUPER MARIO BROTHERS WII (god damn you, Ridgaway). All of this, I hope to work upon at the house in Rehoboth Beach over the next week.

And until then, I mean to catch up on LiveJournaling, as I feel like I've neglected you, my lovely peons. I've spent entirely too much time having an actual life with a girlfriend in the real world, and the internet has suffered. Well, fret no more: I'm alone once again, and ready to return to smelly unshaven hermitdom. Rejoice! Oh god, so lonely...

But until ANY of that... this smelly, unshaven boy needs sleep. So I shall leave you with an image of something that made me squeal like a little girl in the middle of a Tennessee Wal-Mart, between our toy-aisle lightsaber duels:





He. Is. ADORABLE. Never before has homicidal sociopathic angst ever looked so happy.




*It's amazing what being in a real relationship can do for giving new insight and life to writing a couple like Harvey and Gilda. Honestly, the way this book is now shaping up, I feel like it almost could actually be called HARVEY AND GILDA.

Comments

[lairdofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I missed ya Hef....I do understand how life changes when we attain a relationship.
Glad you are back on and I look forward to reading more exploits from you.
Plus your Batman RIP discussion was gold. Honest. I may not entirely agree with you but your post did make me go back and start re-reading the whole thing. When I am done I will respond but the short answer is - you are right. Hugo S would have been a better fit than Hurt.

[lairdofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Oooh and That Harv toy is Brilliant

[torberg.livejournal.com]

Whenever Hefner's not online, all the other bloggers should be asking "Where's Hefner?"

Hefner's spaceship crashed on the way back to his planet.

[pokeyburro.livejournal.com]

On a high-gravity planet, no less. Luckily, he was rescued by a nice couple of fungus farmers. They're unsure what to do with him, though. They tried to see if he could help out, and ten minutes later they found him flat on his back with one lousy cap on his chest, wheezing "GET IT OFFF, GET IT OFFFFFF..."

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Not a fan of "peon"- I prefer "minion" instead.

Well, actually I prefer "Queen of the World"...

[kingrockwell]

I-is this all we get for Two-Face Tuesday? :(

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

You'd like one? Well heck, then I shall oblige with an expanded edition, since I'm not bound my scans_daily's restrictions!

[swimpenguin.livejournal.com]

aaww, but Harvey's hands and feet are twice the size of his head!