Who would win in a battle between...?

[thehefner]

There's a whole web site devoted to this great geek past time, but now I bring the battle here. Just to waste time and energy. As all geeks well know, one can spend HOURS at these debates. Blood has been spilled, I'm sure of that. These are some of the toughest ones I've heard:

WHO WOULD WIN?

Batman vs. Dr. Doom

Daredevil vs. Snake Eyes

Aliens vs. The Borg

Galactus vs. Galactus' Weight in Krypto the Super Dogs

Indiana Jones vs. Mordor

Comments

ooh, this is a good one...

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

Batman vs. Dr. Doom - Batman, because SOMEHOW he would be prepared for whatever Dr. Doom was trying to do. However, Robin would have to be mortally wounded by a poison to which only Doom had the antidote.

Daredevil vs. Snake Eyes - Daredevil. Snake Eyes has too much formal training and wouldn't be able to think outside the box like DD can.

Aliens vs. The Borg - Tough one. Both are technically gene stealers. The Aliens lay dormant until there is a heat source, the Borg ignore individual entities. Hibernation stalemate. If an actual conflict arose, we're looking at roughly 900 years of the Borg committing multi-planetary genocide in order to protect their queen.

Galactus vs. Galactus' Weight in Krypto the Super Dogs - Super Dogs. Galactus actually has a conscience, and took on his role as G in order to save what he could of his universe. Krypto is just out to make mischief and would probably win and then end up burying the earth behind the sun.

Indiana Jones vs. Mordor

Re: ooh, this is a good one...

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

Oh, and...
Indiana Jones vs. Mordor - Jones. He would manage to retrieve the broken spear of Gil-Galad, but Fingolfin would be waiting outside the entrance to take it away from him.

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

All my money is on Indiana Jones. Rock.

Re: ooh, this is a good one...

[eldridgeprime.livejournal.com]

Wow... I was going to try to answer, but I can't top any of these. And i agree with all but the first one. CH must also be a real Comic fan.

My contribution: Batman vs. Dr. Doom - Actually, I put my money on Doom. Bats is really good... But Doom has the edge in messing with any kind of powers including Cosmic and Mystical. Eh... It's all depends on who's writing it.

Hmmm... Now I wonder about Dr. Doom vs Thanos...
Or The whole crew of Jonny Quest vs the whole crew of the Venture Brothers.

Indiana Jones vs. Mordor

[eldridgeprime.livejournal.com]

"Throw me the spear and I will throw you the whip!"

Re: Indiana Jones vs. Mordor

[777666.livejournal.com]

I agree whole heartly with chickenhat!!

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

i continue to argue doom if only because doom thinks so far in advance that he would never allow himself to lose unless doing so would benefit him at a later date, thus insuring his victory in the long run.

Snake Eyes, hands down, the silent assasin would strike matt murdock down with the utmost of care.

Aliens Vs. Borg, these 2 deserve eachother. I have no idea.

Galactus could not eat his own weight in Krypto the super dogs, no being no matter how powerful could survive that much pig snout, nytrates and red dye number 6.

and in the battle of Indiana Jones vs. Mordor, my money is on Ted The Goblin.

Ahhh, The Great Questions of our era.

[jayel4192.livejournal.com]

Batman vs. Doom: Batman would read Doom's troubled psyche like a Chuck Austen TPB. This match up is allll about the mind games, and Batman wins. After 2Face and the Joker, Doom is right up his alley.

Daredevil vs. Snake Eyes: Snake Eyes. I like Daredevil, and this is no disrespect to him. But Snake Eyes could probably take God in a two out of three. Have we ever seen him lose? Ever??

Aliens vs. Borg: I like chickenhat's stalemate scenario here. If pushed, I'll say Borg, thanks to Picard.

Galactus vs. Galactus' Weight in Krypto the Super Dogs: Galactus. I see the fight going like this: the dogs get the early edge. Galactus retreats to Sol where the battle threatens Earth. To save the world, Reed Richards creates a Milkbone which no Milkbone Greater can be Conceived. Dogs latch onto MwnMGcbC. Galactus launches MwnMGcbC, and dogs, into deep, deep, deep space. GameMaster spends the 50 millenia betting on where all the poo lands.

Indiana Jones vs. Mordor: Mordor. The Nazis never had a palantir.

Re: Ahhh, The Great Questions of our era.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

i continue to say that Doom is far to intelligent to fall to batman, only richards can truely get Doom's goat, remove richards from this equation and the bat will fall, battered and broken. The only reason batman always wins is because his villains have such obvious achilles heals. The joker is overly sloppy and his usual lack of a decent plan b beyond "try stabbing him" leads to trouble as the joker is not usual much of a threat in one on one combat, Two face has his so easily exploited coin, the riddlers a complete nimnol, ect ect. But other than Richards, and vanity, doom has no achilles heel, and his resources are seemingly infinite, i truely think this one would go to doom.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

the real question John, is this:

Ch'p vs. Bat Mite.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Bat Mite all the way. Bat Mite is an other-dimensional pixie, on par with Mxyzptlk. Ch'p is a chipmunk with a power ring. Do the math.

Re: Ahhh, The Great Questions of our era.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

As for the Doom/Batman fight, I'd refer you to 8-Bit Theatre's now-infamous debate here and part two is located here. I agree with Batman winning, personally, if only because good always beats evil in comics, but they do make a compelling argument there.

Re: ooh, this is a good one...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the hell you just said there, but it sounded badass.

Re: ooh, this is a good one...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Check my response to Jay, with the enclosed links. I agree with you, by the way, but apparently the popular view favors Doom. It all comes down to who would be more prepared to deal with whom.

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[the-mithril-man.livejournal.com]

WHO WOULD WIN?
I do love these

Batman vs. Dr. Doom
Doom knows no defeat only setbacks, even in defeat he would find a silver lining. The greatest part, batman can't touch him, as the ruling monarch of his own country Doom enjoys diplomatic immunity and would walk right out of any police custody he is in. That and he would probably figure out who bats is by the end of it. In a stand up fight Bats is toast, that's why there would never be one.
Daredevil vs. Snake Eyes
probably the bloodiest fight on the whole list and in the end I think Snake eyes would take it.
Aliens vs. The Borg
Who wins? Fanboys everywhere!!
Galactus vs. Galactus' Weight in Krypto the Super Dogs
Galactus would laugh until the hoard of super mutts mistake his helmet for a giant purple cosmic fire hydrant.
Indiana Jones vs. Mordor
Now you see Doctor Jones there is nothing you can poses that I can not take away, too bad. The elves could have warned you... if only you spoke Silvarian
For E:
As for Doom-Thanos: Thanos subconsciously gives you the way to defeat him, Doom has no such petty weaknesses
The whole crew of Jonny Quest vs the whole crew of the Venture Brothers: A stalemate until the final scene that shows the Quest Team all beaten to death by Brock Samson wielding the broken body of Hadji as a club, Hadji himself having been strangled to death with his own head turban.
You're welcome

Re: Ahhh, The Great Questions of our era.

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

What I said.

Batman wins, but only at the cost of needing to let Doom have a phyric victory. (such as Robin kidnapped, poisoned; and Doom has the anti-dote so Bats has to let him go in the end)

Oh, and as for Bat Mite vs. Mxyzptlk, they'd probably come out of the janitor closet of the Daily Planet for each other and we'd find them in the Bat-Bushes of Wayne manor humping away like smurfs on speed.

Yeah, I don't believe I just said that, either.