THE ADVENTURES OF... UNDERCOVER CAVE TROLL!

[thehefner]

Misty and I have such interesting conversations

Miss Julie 1888: and since i somehow seemed to get on pointless topics, here's my semi-strange experience of the day... i was in victoria's secret (if you read my latest post i touched on this topic) and the girl in front of me, the one with the huge boobs, she spent $300 on underwear... how can that be possible to do??
Miss Julie 1888: i can *only* spend that much money on jewelry and travel
SamBluestone3383: Umm... were they made from mithril?
Miss Julie 1888: it was unbelievable
Miss Julie 1888: i walked out of there $20 poorer, and that was it
SamBluestone3383: Y'know, just in case the guy she's seducing turns out to be a cave troll?
Miss Julie 1888: hahaha
SamBluestone3383: GIRL: Henry, you lied to me! HENRY: RRRARROOOOO?
Miss Julie 1888: i can picture this in my head... soooo weird
SamBluestone3383: Hee, so can I
SamBluestone3383: "I thought you were just a good, honest guy, making a day to day living opening and closing gates!"
Miss Julie 1888: ah yeah, she'd be the type to go after an undercover troll
SamBluestone3383: How's he undercover? I can just imagine the cave troll with a trenchcoat, fedora, and groucho glasses
Miss Julie 1888: totally! no one would see it coming
SamBluestone3383: The Adventures of... UNDERCOVER CAVE TROLL! Today's episode: Mission to GET SOME!
Miss Julie 1888: ewww
SamBluestone3383: With his trademark catch phrase: RRRAARRRGHH!
Miss Julie 1888: sexxy
SamBluestone3383: Then come the T shirts
SamBluestone3383: And music albums, featuring the best of Cave Troll and the Nine Kings
Miss Julie 1888: and just like that, a celebrity is born
SamBluestone3383: Yeah, but eventually the Kings will fire Cave Troll and replace him with Sammy Hagar. The thing is, no one is able to tell the difference.

Comments

Um, actually...

[jayel4192.livejournal.com]

Having spent that much in a Victoria's Secret once, I assure you it's a LOT of fun!!!!! Lots and lots and lots and lots of fun, especially the look on the faces of the store employees who neglected to help us.

But the discovery of Secret Agent Cavetroll is a wonderful thing.

[morganashkevron.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but eventually the Kings will fire Cave Troll and replace him with Sammy Hagar. The thing is, no one is able to tell the difference.

that was just...what I mean to say is...omg...no words for the precise wit/humor in that

*applauds*

Re: Um, actually...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you'd better explain what you were spending that much on, because it's a mystery even to the girl who went there. But yes, I thought you'd appreciate the cave troll.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get a good one every so often. In retrospect, I thought maybe I should have said David Lee Roth, but that would have been an insult to cave trolls everywhere.

Re: Um, actually...

[jayel4192.livejournal.com]

I've been corrected. Apparently it was closer to $250 than $300.

The trick is getting the sets of stuff, like the matching outfits they put out on hangers. Multiple corsets will also run the price up. Sure, we hit the 5 for $20 table (or whatever the particular ratio is), but we also got a lot from closer to the front of the store, the stuff that habitually most people don't think about. And, of course, multiples of everything.

This was quite a while ago, my senior year in college I think. Well, actually, probably my junior year. So I can't point to a catalog and say "3 of these, 2 of those, that silk thing over there", anymore. I do remember the pile was very tall and it took about 40 minutes in the dressing room to try everything on.