Dave's Meme

[thehefner]

Okay, Here's the instructions: Post your response to these questions here, then copy this to your journal, and add a new and even more pointless question to this list of madness and see what your friends have to say. Humor me on this people.

1. If you could fight any president (excluding the current and last one because that's boring) which president would it be and why?

2. If you could have sex with any cartoon character, male, or female, who would it be?

3. If you could go out drinking with any biblical character, who would it be?

4. If you were given free reign to do so, which bothersome celebrity would you punch in the teeth and tell to shut the fuck up?

5. If you could have sex with anyone in the history of the world, who would it be?

Comments

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

Your nonsense words intrigue me. I'll play your game, you rogue.

1. Taft, and I'd run into a really small room through a really small doorway and, if he had been able to keep up with me, and he would either get stuck or would just yell at me through the door, and then my hired goons would attack him from behind. Otherwise, I have no real beef with him. He's related to my aunt and cousins, incidentally.

2. Hahaha. This is SOOO easy. As an anime fan, I have PLENTY of choices. But I would have to say Van Fanel from Visions of Escaflowne. Mmmm...

3. Jesus, of course. He's like an all you can drink buffet of free wine, and it tastes divine. (I mean he would make the wine, I don't mean I'd drink his blood. I'm not THAT Catholic).

4. Oh man, SO many decisions...Britney Spears? No, too easy. Madonna! Though I think I might be helping her more than hurting her if I knocked out a few teeth.

5. ALAN RICKMAN!!! That took me all of .0000000000015 seconds to decide.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ah sheesh, you could have at least said "The Sheriff of Nottingham as played by Alan Rickman." ;)

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

OK. Ok. Hmmm...this is tough. Maybe Alan in "Sense and Sensibility" or "Mesmer." Although there is a somewhat animalistic appeal to him in "Rasputin." I could even go for him in "Die Hard." OOH! OHH! The character he played in "Blow Dry" with his SEEEEXXXXYYYYY tatoo... Mmmm...

Whatever, the point is we'd have fun and he would recite Shakespeare to me and...*drowns in puddle of drool* NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! DAMN YOU!!!

Yippie ki-ay motherfucker!

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

aw man, rasputin *drool*

whoever you are, you have good taste

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

AHaha. Thank you. But if you knew some of my other old (usually) British men obsessions, you might change your mind.

*sigh* I suppose I better just get this over with.
Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry (he's cool, though I don't really want to shack up with him), the guy who played David in "Shaun of the Dead," Paul Bettany, Colin Firth (but he's a staple on the lists of girls everywhere), Jason Isaacs
And others:
Hugh Jackman, Robert Redford, Jonathon Rhys Myers, Paul Newman, Jon Stewart, Benicio del Toro...

I need to be shot...

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

ALAN RICKMAN, oh my GOD!!! you have exquisite taste!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

As does, like, every single HP fangirl. It's a distinct pattern I'm noticing.

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

but i am so not a HP fangirl, i'm an alan rickman fangirl

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, sorry for forgetting.

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

it's because he's SO TOTALLY HOTT ..that's why

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey, I resent that. I got hooked on Alan through HP, but that isn't the only reason I like him...

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

Hahaha...well, I try.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

1. Teddy Roosevelt, i feel if i could last even ten seconds in a fight with that man it would make me one of the all time top 50 bad asses ever.

2. April O'Neil

3. Lucifer

4. Eminem

5. Queen Elizabeth, to delower the virgin queen would be a sweet sweet prize.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lucifer, totally! Similarly, I was thinking of the Beast from Revelations.

[2sick2pray.livejournal.com]

hehe.... virgin. right.

Humoring ...

[ex-treyhawk503.livejournal.com]

(1) Ulysses Grant, but only when he was liquored up. That means I either have a chance because he's so drunk, or I get a firsthand look at the equivalent of a Civil War era Drunken Master.

(2) Madoka Ayukawa from Kimagure Orange Road, but only as long as I'm on her good side.

(3) King Solomon. I could always use additional doses of wisdom.

(4) Alex Rodriguez. No World Series ring for you!

(5) Billie Holiday. The lady could sing the blues.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Bob Segar ain't all that good to begin with, so to hear him being butchered must be thoroughly painful.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I stand corrected. He was butchering John Fogerty. "Have you ever seen the rain?" Is that better or worse?

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

to butcher Fogerty is a crime worthy of death. And i know, i was in a punk band that covered bad moon rising.

[2sick2pray.livejournal.com]

1.) Coolidge. Coolidge was a pussy, and i could totally take him.

2.) Does the cartoon version of batman count? Cause I'd do batman.

3.) Mary Magdelene totally seems like a girl i'd get along with.

4.) Oprah Winfrey. Damn her.

5.) Probably the same person i want to have sex with in the present... which should be obvious to those that know me

[morganashkevron.livejournal.com]

1. Grover Cleveland - it'd give him an excuse to have lost his second election, but then he'd get that sympathy vote for getting pounded into the floor by a girl and have a remarkable comeback for the third election.

2. Vicious from Cowboy Bebop

3. Judas...I bet he could hold his liquor

4. It's a toss up between Anna Nicole and Paris Hilton

5. Marco Venier, but only if he actually did look like Rufus Sewell

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

1. John Quincy Adams, because I think I could actually stand a chance. I'd say William Henry Harrison, but that's just mean, cuz he's so fragile.

2. I don't rightly know why, but Fry from Futurama. That, or Aladdin. Either one, really.

3. Again, not sure why, but I think Moses would be a fun dude.

4. Paris Hilton. Bitch needs to die.

5. Another tough one. I feel kind of dumb to pick a celebrity, which would be either Colin Firth or Jason Mraz. But history-wise, perhaps Will Shakespeare. That'd be interesting.

[berkolounger.livejournal.com]

1. If you could fight any president (excluding the current and last one because that's boring) which president would it be and why?
Hoover. Cause i dont like him.
2. If you could have sex with any cartoon character, male, or female, who would it be?
Captain Usopp, hands down.
3. If you could go out drinking with any biblical character, who would it be?
Elijah the prophet. The man can hold his liquor.
4. If you were given free reign to do so, which bothersome celebrity would you punch in the teeth and tell to shut the fuck up?
Lindsay Lohan. that slut.
5. If you could have sex with anyone in the history of the world, who would it be?
Matt Everhart.