Gacked from Amanda and Kate

[thehefner]

1. Kissed your cousin: No. I think I might catch something from ol' Hef if I did.
2. Ran away: Nah. I was too much of a daddy's boy when I was little and too much of a mommy's boy as a teen.
3. Pictured your crush naked: Y'know, I always would and still often to violently suppress such thoughts, as if to think so would be akin to fantasy rape or something.
4. Skipped school: I would play hooky once every semester during high school to go museum-hopping around DC with my Brother or Gordon.
5. Broken someone's heart: I think so.
6. Been in love: *sigh*
7. Cried when someone died: My grandfather. And when I was much ten, Doctor Octopus.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yeah, but I still fought like fuck for her.
9. Broken a bone: No.
10. Done something embarrassing: I try not to think about it.
11. Lied: Never!.
12. Cried in school: Jesus, yeah. I think twice. Fucking berating bullies. I was so humiliated, which only made me cry more.
WHICH IS [BETTER]...
13. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi tastes better, yet I always seem to prefer Coke. Must be a conditioning thing.
14. Sprite or 7UP: Sprite
15. Girls or Guys: I prefer the company of men, but I'll take one good woman over a group of my friends most any day.
16. Flowers or Candy: candy. I don't have to watch candy slowly die or throw it out. And when my heart is broken, I don't have leftover dried candies around to remind me of her.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: if you mean me, then yeah, I like a close shave, which seems more and more elusive these days.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: I prefer brunettes, which is weird considering I've been attracted to three blondes recently.
19. bitchy or slutty: Jesus, what a hard one. Hmm... I guess I'll say bitchy. Probably the more fun and witty of the two, but God help me, I'm a bitchiness magnet. It's like I have some huge target on my forehead for these people.
20. Tall or Short: I like small girls. Even if I do develop a slouch being around them.
21. Pants or Shorts: Pants. Almost always pants. Even pretty girls don't pull shorts off very well.
22. Night or Day: Night, always night.
WITH THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX...
23. What do you notice first: face (eyes especially) and then figure
24. Last Person You Slow Danced With: Misty at Birthday Ball
25. Worst Question To Ask: "Can we just be friends?" (I honestly don't mean this to be topical, it's ALWAYS been the worst question to ask. Always.)
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: Saturday, 5:00
27. Stepped outside: 3:45, when I got out of Improv.
28. Had Sex: Never did. Almost did a couple times this past year, but of course that doesn't count.
ABOUT YOU...
29. Romantic memory: Jesus, I don't want to think about it.
30. Your Good luck charm: I lost it.
31. Person You Hate Most: it was Van Breeman, but that's water under the bridge.
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: That's a vague as hell question, now isn't it? I've got a lot going for me, a lot I'm thankful for, and I don't know how to categorize them.
33. Favorite Physical Attribute: I've always liked my eyes, but since the weight loss I've gotten a lot of praise for my butt. I credit the pants.
34. Picture on your desktop: Bill the Butcher cradled in Jenny's arms.
FAVORITE...
35. Color: blue... even when I've preferred red and green and black, blue is the color to which I've always been tied.
36. Movie: A handful- RAVENOUS, ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST, GANGS OF NEW YORK and UNBREAKABLE are among the very top of the list.
37. Artist or band: The Beatles and Peter Gabriel
38. Cars: Never been much of a car man, although I did once fall in love with a Saab convertible (why so I just get the feeling Misty's going to call me a plebian for liking a Saab?). Ah hell, the Rolls my Dad has is fucking gorgeous.
39. Ice Cream: cookies and cream.
41. Food: never underestimate the power of a good burger.
WHO...
42. Makes You Laugh The Most: Christopher Titus, Denis Leary, and Steve Martin.
43. Makes You Smile: Most everybody... I guess I'm easily amused.
44. Can Make You Feel Better No Matter What: I... there are those times when cheering up is absolutely impossible. The best one can hope for is to be distracted with humor and fun, and in that respect Dave and the Rudes have always been there for me.
45. Has A Crush On You: I suspect one person, maybe two, but I think I've successfully destroyed two crushes recently without meaning to. One from whom I didn't want, and the other from one I did.
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yes, but they never last beyond the point that I understand it's not reciprocated. There's no point.
47. Who Has It Easier?: What, you mean me or the crusher or crushee? Phrase your questions better, damn meme author!
48. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Annie still does.
DO YOU EVER...
49. Sit By The Phone Waiting For A Phone Call All Night: For Dice, yeah.
50. Save AIM Conversations: I've saved about five so far.
51. Save E-mails: I'm a packrat... my mailbox is currently up to 398 saved.
52. Forward Secret E-mails: nah
53. Wish You Were Someone Else: Not really. Not seriously, anyway.
54. Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: Pound for pound I like being a guy. We have it easier.
55. Wear perfume: So this is a girl's meme, so what?
56. Kiss: I love to kiss. A kiss can be and, I feel, is more important and passionate than any sexual activity.
57. Cuddle: I used to love to, but these days I'm a bit too randy to just cuddle for too long without trying to just fall asleep.
58. Go Online For Longer Than Eight Hours At A Time: No, only because I needed to eat and let the blood flow back into my buttocks.
59. Fallen For Your Best Friend that was a guy? Erm, no.
60. Made Out With JUST A Friend? Oh, those Rudes parties...
61. Kissed Two People In The Same Day? Oh, those Rudes parties...
62. Had Sex With Two Different People In The Same Day? Oh, those R... no.
63. Been Rejected? ...
64. Been In Love?: Yes. Twice.
65. Been In Lust?: Yes. Quite a few more times.
66. Used Someone: Depends on your definition. I'd say no, but others might disagree.
67. Been Used?: Yes. Few things are more hurtful.
68. Dumped Someone?: Nope. Never had the chance.
69. Been Cheated On?: It wasn't exactly cheating if we weren't really together in the first place, was it?
70. Been Kissed?: Yeah.
71. Done Something You Regret?: Regrets aren't worth a bugger. There's no point. So basically, yeah, but fuck it, what're you gonna do?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You Touched?: I just shook Kevin's hand...
73. You Talked To?: ... and said goodbye.
74. You Hugged?: Erika, after she asked how I was holding up and I told her.
75. You Instant Messaged?: Mike, before we went to his place to play Grand Thefy Auto.
76. You Kissed?: Misty.
77. You Yelled At?: Dave yesterday, for having the fucking nerve to tell me to calm down when I was calm. Of all people.
78. You Thought About?: Who do you think?
79. Who Text Messaged You?: Melissa, as she was securing the tickets for SPAMALOT.
80. Who Broke Your Heart?: ...
81. Who Told You They Loved You?: The same.
MORE ABOUT YOU...
82. Color Your Hair? I've done the highlights thing once or twice, other than that I'm too afraid of such physical drastic change for fear of looking like an idiot.
83. Have Tattoos? None... can't think of anything I'd want permanantly.
84. Have Piercings?: Nah, it's just be another thing to worry about.
85. Boyfriend/girlfriend?: Thought I did.
86. Own A Webcam?: Pff, yeah, really, because there's no live webcast more alluring than JOHN HEFNER!!!
87. Own A Thong?: Yeel, no.
88. Ever Get Off The Damn Computer?: Food and theatre. And occasionally, friends.
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? No, not even after four years of it.
90. Habla espanol?: No, and my brother told me I was a fool for taking German instead.
91. Quack?: Moo. Like your mother, Trebek.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen Anything?: Things so petty I don't even remember.
93. Smoke?: Never felt worth it.
94. Schizophrenic?: I manage to keep my various personalities in line.
95. Obsessive?: Movies and comics. And when I'm in love, which I'm told and hope is normal.
96. Compulsive?: Not particularly
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Nah
98. Panic?: Sometimes for a little bit, then I settle down.
99. Anxiety?: I'm actually pretty chill most of the time. No point in worrying about things you can't control.
100. Stressed?: Oh yeah.