The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test

[thehefner]

Mike and I have talked a lot about this. What we came up with is that there are two places on Earth to be safe from zombies, and that's in the Arctic or in the desert. Think about it. The sheer weather would destroy the zombies. Especially the arctic; without self-regulating body temperatures they would freeze and ice crystals would form in their brains, effectively destroying them. The desert's a little tricker, but more safe than anywhere else you could go. That's the thing, if zombies take over you have to keep moving. You can't stop and settle down. The *worst* thing to do is set up base somewhere and make a stand, because in a couple days you're gonna be overrun.

You could probably hole up in one of those outposts in the arctic, but then of course you'd have to deal with the Thing and the Blob, so it's a tradeoff.

Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 67%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 49% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Oh, and also gacked from spacechild:
if zombies attacked, who on your friends list would you want to have your back??

(this is not who you want to live, just who you would trust to handle themselves the best. remember, if you can't hold yourself together or handle splattering some undead brains then you're a liability)

First and foremost, tazira. Without a doubt. Secondly, Dave, the Ed to my Shaun. Cavenessity, I'm willing to bet can hold her own. Fishymcb and Mad Hatter, who could put all those hours of video games to good use. Tomperdue and Fiveseconddelay, for pure technical aspects. And Spacechild. The Wild Card: Shadowcaptain. I daren't think what he might do if plopped in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, but I'm willing to bet he'd still be alive at the end of things.

Comments

zombie infection simulation

[yancentric.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you are not the only one to think about these things:

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

If I've learned anything about this sort of thing, it's from 15 years of watching wrestlers try to overpower the Undertaker. Let's see...you steal the urn that contains his mystical powers. Green smoke belches out, and he is momentarily able to be overcome by twenty bad guys, who stuff him in a casket. He appears on Casket-Cam, recites a terrible monologue, and a stunt double is pulled up to the ceiling on wires. He disappears for six months, even though Leslie Nielsen is searching for him. Finally, he returns to vanquish the imposter Undertaker that began to run amok in his stead.

...WWF creative staff, can I buy some pot from you?

zombie infection simulation

[yancentric.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you are not the only one to think about these things:

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/