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[thehefner]

I'm sitting in my living room, wearing nothing but socks and boxer shorts, watching the Loony Tunes Golden Collection DVD while eating a bag of Harry and David's chocolate covered cherries. For a few wonderful minutes there, I was actually and completely at peace with the world and all of God's creation.

Man, all I needed was to be cuddling with a beautiful woman, possibly getting a blowjob too, and I think I would have achieved nirvana.

Comments

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

It depends...are you getting the blowjob from the lady you're cuddling with, or some helpful third party?
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Hey, it is a fantasy!

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

I HATE MENNNN!

I mean, I miss you Heffie!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, if I were gay I'd have said "a man," and that wouldn't have been a problem, would it? I'm not misogynistic. Just lonely and horny and looking for Love. Capital L. If it's any consolation, I'd probably be just as happy if not happier to be giving rather than recieving. Not many men who'd say that.

I'm not diggin' myself out of this hole, am I?

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

Well, no. And I'm kidding with you. I mean, the last post. Sort of. It isn't you, really...hmm...this is clearly going nowhere...The point is, boys have cooties and Kevin's twisted mind makes my soul bleed...

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll lighten the mood!

Kill the waaabbit, kill the waaabbit, kill the....

Or maybe that didn't help.

::Scratches at your door::
::giggles::
::scatters::
::circleS::
::escapes::

There, that did it.

[myoffenceisrank.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the Cabernet and the cigarette, two necessary additions to chocolate and sex to reach nirvana.