thehefner | This is SO going in the Hefner Monologues Comic Book...

Heyseusmarimba: i have told you my theory that lois is a terrible fuck, right?
SamBluestone3383: no
SamBluestone3383: you still gonna be here in ten minutes? I need lunch
Heyseusmarimba: think about it, a woman as unpleasant as lois lane? there's no way any has even taken the time to lust after that big a bitch before clark got the red panties he wears out side his pants in a bunch over her, there's now way in hell she's a decent fuck
SamBluestone3383: haha, yeah
Heyseusmarimba: i'll garuntee you that she just lies there and says stuff like "is it in yet? what are you doing? that doesn't feel right. god, haven't you done this before? don't you know what a clitoris looks like?"
Heyseusmarimba: and i bet she doesn't even suck the cock either
SamBluestone3383: Combine that with the fact that he can't feel anything anyway
Heyseusmarimba: exactly
Heyseusmarimba: they deserve eachother
SamBluestone3383: I need food badly dude. brb in ten minutes
Heyseusmarimba: conversely, wonderwoman's pussy is made out of pure joy and happiness and is the warmest wettest and most wonderful place on earth to be
SamBluestone3383: I love these conversations
Heyseusmarimba: i'm just gonna keep on going about this
Heyseusmarimba: Not only is wonder woman's pussy made out of pure glory and happiness, but she is always in the mood, always willing to please, she comes with a minimum of effort, and not only does she enjoy sucking cock, but she asks you "may i please suck your dick sweety? it would really make me happy to do so."
Heyseusmarimba: and then while she's sucking on your dick, she says stuff like "i love sucking your cock" and she always swallows, and when she does it's followed immediately by her going "mmmmmmmm, delicious"
Heyseusmarimba: and she's totally down with what ever wierd kinky shit you could possibly think of
Heyseusmarimba: "so you're gonna hang me upside down from my ankles, and then stick a dildo in my ass hole, and a vibrator in my pussy while i suck on your cock? sounds great! Can i have a spanking after wards becuase i've been such a bad bad little girl?"
Heyseusmarimba: And then, when its all over, she goes down to the kitchen and gets you a nice cold beer and makes you a big sandwich and serves it to you wearing nothing but a frilly white apron and one of them hats the french maids wear.
Heyseusmarimba: then she tells you that she loves you and makes you feel all apreciated and loved and wanted and stuff
Heyseusmarimba: thats what wonder woman fucking does
Heyseusmarimba: and uh, she does your taxes too
Heyseusmarimba: yeah
Heyseusmarimba: that wonder woman's great
Heyseusmarimba: i sure do love that wonderwoman
Heyseusmarimba: i gots to get me into the comic book world so i can meet her and have her fall in love with me
Heyseusmarimba: and man do i hope roberta can't read this.