Bah!

[thehefner]

Being the magnificent leader of the great sovereign nation of Latveria, Doom does not partake in your puny festivities! Celebrate now, worms! Celebrate while you still can, for soon you shall all be kneeling before the steel jockstrap of DOOM!

Doom is so lonely. If only Doom had been loved as a little Doomling he wouldn't want to subjugate the world. Doom needs a hug.

Comments

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Doom's offers of super villainy marital happiness are far loftier than mine, How ever i can offer you two laughing hyenas.

eh, eh?

get to dress up like a clown, help me kill batman, eh? come on, it'll be fun.

[rosinslady.livejournal.com]

::Remains silent, but turns ponderings to the possibilities inherent in polygamy, including bedroom fun with two hyenas and Swiss chocolate and cheese, both from the country of dibs. Assuming there are, of course, occasional excursions to the land of Doom-lovin'.::

with the proper icon this time

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

*in the manner of a used car salesman*

creepy clown sex.....

eh?
eh?