Doctor Doom in Washington DC

[thehefner]

HA! Doom has arrived in the pitiful capital of this puny nation! This city now belongs to DOOM! But before Doom overthrows this government, he will first venture to the nightclub known as Nation and there he shall meet up Galactus and Terrax the Terrible for drinks and maybe meet some fine honeys who shall be seduced by my sheer power and majesty! Now, onward! First, along Pennsylvania Ave, yes, Doom shall remember this road indeed for it shall come in handy later! Now, onto Independence Ave, and then to... wait, where the fuck is Independence? What do you mean, I'm already on it? How the fuck did that happen?! Wait, we're supposed to get on Maine Ave, right? So where is it? No, that's not right... argh! We've gone too far, go back! No, not that way, now we're on Whitehurst freeway! Turn around, worms, turn around! Ok, go back. No, the *other* back! Wait, there's no accursed street sign for Maine Ave! No, we've gone back and forth along this road five times now! No, turn around! Doom doesn't care if you can't, fools! Doom is your MONARCH and Doom demands you turn around NOW! No U-turns here, you say? DOOM SHITS ON YOUR NO-U-TURN SIGNS! Wait, how in the name of Dormamnnu's flaming testicles did we end up on Massachusetts Ave?! Bah! Not even the Beyonder could figure out these roads! Curse this accursed city and everyone in it! Doom shall return to Latveria and bomb it all into the Stone Age! Doom is displeased. Doom will have a cookie.

*takes cookie, brings it to the mouth of his metal mask* Kunk! Kunk!

... curse you, Richards.

Comments

[gnort.livejournal.com]

God bless it, that's beautiful man

[tazira.livejournal.com]

Hi, hon,

Got your message last night, and wanted to join you, but I'm in utterly shit shape at the moment and falling asleep on my feet. Will gladly join you another time, if you decide to do it again, and thanks so much for thinking of me.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Well, as this entry indicated, I couldn't get there on my own anyway, so it worked out. Accursed DC.

[dormsquirrel.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha ha! This is great! I love reading your posts, and I feel somewhat better laughing when they're not about sexy lesbians. :o)

*big squeezy hug*

Doom better prepare for some serious mooching when I start school. Mmm... doomy dinner... :)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Of course! Pretty girls are always welcome in the kingdom of Latveria! Doom will just need to check with Doom's mother first. Erm, I mean, no, Doom answers to no man nor woman, Doom is lord of all he surveys! BLAST!

(Seriously, I really do love making you laugh and I'm glad you've been enjoying it. I've really missed you. You're never online!)

Dude.

[pokeyburro.livejournal.com]

That's choice. Good stuff. For the love of humanity, add this to your memories.

Oh, hell. I'll add it to my memories.


("Kunk." Heee...)

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

Teehee, you are delightful, Mr. Hefner. I'm going to miss having you around to show me internet videos and tell stories and make me giggle like a silly little thing. Maybe some of your Hefner vibe rubbed off on my room. Did I tell you I'm living in your room?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

That I did, yeah. I'm just wondering which one of you will get the bed that I lost my virginity in... ;)

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

Probably Juliana, if the world feels like spiting her :-P