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Worst! Idea! Ever!
Sep. 29th, 2003 08:38 pmJust when I thought this couldn't get any worse/stupider...
OK. There's a CATWOMAN movie in the works. It's bad enough that she's being played by Halle Berry, who can't act her way out of a nutsack, no matter what the Oscars say. It's bad enough that this ISN'T a movie about Selina Kyle, a prositute who becomes a catburglar to buy her way into high society. No, this Catwoman is named Prentice Price, a veterinary scientist who takes on the identity of Catwoman in her fight against the evil plots of the cosmetics company for which she works. The firm is a front for the criminal exploits of the husband and wife team that run it. They kill her but she is somehow ressurected by an Egyptian cat statueand given superpowers (shit, and I thought the whole cats-nibbling-her-giving-her-nine-lives was a stupid ass origin).
No, all this is bad enough. I mean, look, if Marvel can make a handful of movies that range from brilliant (X2) to so-called "noble failures" (Hulk) to at the very least ones that strive to be faithful (Daredevil). And what the hell is this crap that WB and DC Comics are doing? What is this shit?
Just look here. Look at this shit! Just look at it and tell me what the hell you think?
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16208
What! The hell! Is! This! Goddamn! Crap?!?!? Holy Jesus, is this what the hell we want people to think of when they think of superheroes?! Fuck, the Catwoman of the comics at least covered up! This looks like something out of a crappy porno flick!!!
This majorly pisses me off. The stupidity and greed of Hollywood has always pissed me off, and once again I am reminded why. I wish I could laugh it off, but I can't! Damn it, I want comics and superheroes to get some damn respect, and just when they've gotten rid of nipples on the Bat-suit, this happens!!!
OK. There's a CATWOMAN movie in the works. It's bad enough that she's being played by Halle Berry, who can't act her way out of a nutsack, no matter what the Oscars say. It's bad enough that this ISN'T a movie about Selina Kyle, a prositute who becomes a catburglar to buy her way into high society. No, this Catwoman is named Prentice Price, a veterinary scientist who takes on the identity of Catwoman in her fight against the evil plots of the cosmetics company for which she works. The firm is a front for the criminal exploits of the husband and wife team that run it. They kill her but she is somehow ressurected by an Egyptian cat statueand given superpowers (shit, and I thought the whole cats-nibbling-her-giving-her-nine-lives was a stupid ass origin).
No, all this is bad enough. I mean, look, if Marvel can make a handful of movies that range from brilliant (X2) to so-called "noble failures" (Hulk) to at the very least ones that strive to be faithful (Daredevil). And what the hell is this crap that WB and DC Comics are doing? What is this shit?
Just look here. Look at this shit! Just look at it and tell me what the hell you think?
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16208
What! The hell! Is! This! Goddamn! Crap?!?!? Holy Jesus, is this what the hell we want people to think of when they think of superheroes?! Fuck, the Catwoman of the comics at least covered up! This looks like something out of a crappy porno flick!!!
This majorly pisses me off. The stupidity and greed of Hollywood has always pissed me off, and once again I am reminded why. I wish I could laugh it off, but I can't! Damn it, I want comics and superheroes to get some damn respect, and just when they've gotten rid of nipples on the Bat-suit, this happens!!!
